redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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