Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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