I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
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