sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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