i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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