Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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