At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
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