So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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