She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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