Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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