Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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