do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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