It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
false alarm. still invincible.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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