Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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