I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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