Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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