Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
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