My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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