i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Randomize
