i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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