You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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