I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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