we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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