I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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