he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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