Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
