all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Randomize
