Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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