Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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