guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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