we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
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