I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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