I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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