party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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