The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Randomize
