ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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