love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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