his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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