But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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