break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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