So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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