idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
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