How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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