my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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