I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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