My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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