from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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