actually, I'm a sock model
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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