if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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