the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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